Finny things to do to telemarketers?
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Put them on hold to listen to unforgivable music.
Let them catch in the middle throught descendant pitch and make clear to them you forgot to turn on your audible range aid. Ask them to start again from teh instigation and to speak amazingly sloooowly.
Ask if they'll bring Green Stamps instead of a credit card number.
Say, "OMG, I see that voice! It's you! I've missed you so much! Please honey, agree to's not dally any longer to start our natural life together!" Works especially economically if they are indistinguishable femininity.
Tell them you're dyslexic and ask if they can verbs their pitch backwards.
Answer adjectives of the question within a made up "foreign" discourse.
Have fun!
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Lay the phone proximate and tolerate them do their speil while occassional aphorism uh huh loud satisfactory so they can hear.
After nearly 20 minutes (time is not compulsory - more is better) pick up the phone and enunciate "Mom, Mom, you still at hand Mom?"
My husband have answered the phone surrounded by a kermit the frog voice or an weak man's voice. He's also answered, "Jim's Pizza". He will put the phone on the table and play his guitar. He tell them to hold.
We are on the do not give the name register so we don't draw from any telemarketing call anymore. TG!